10.04.2011

Local man celebrates birthday without cake


By Jerome Buttersworth 
buddymollys Bavarian Bureau 

VIENNA, Austria -- In what Bavarian doctors have called a split-second shift in the earth’s gravitational forces, buddymollys front woman Molly Hayden slipped and struck her right ankle while attempting to pounce on a rapidly moving, inclined conveyor belt at Munich’s Oktoberfest celebration, Wednesday evening.


Witnesses at the scene said the three maß beers in a two-hour span did not contribute to Hayden’s fall, but did enable her to walk around for another hour without realizing the damage done to said ankle.

No foul play is suspected by the conveyor belt operator.

Hayden’s injury resulted in the loss of her mobility for the next several days but it did not impact her ability to plan a “kick-ass” mystery birthday weekend for back-up vocalist and rhythm section bandmate Jeremy Buddemeier.

Buddemeier was surprised at least twice that weekend, the first of which occurred when several friends convened at a “random” Indian restaurant in Regensburg, which is about an hour’s drive south of Weiden in der Oberpfalz.

“Ah man, you got me good!” Buddemeier said.

The following day, the buddymollys took to the open road for a weekend in Vienna.

Holed up in a suite at the circus-themed 25hour hotel, Buddemeier staved off a few painful flashbacks from his years growing up in Gibsonton, Fla., which still has its share of carnival folk flavor. (Despite the hotel’s festive “big top” décor, no circus lunch was served.)

The pair enjoyed the sights, drank deeply of the city’s infamous café culture and caught an opera, all at a leisurely pace of a couple twice their age.

In the end, Buddemeier said he was bowled over by his mystery birthday weekend, but the rich experiences and good times he had with his frau were no surprise at all. 

9.24.2011

An abbreviated trip to Dublin

 "Hayden-Jordan cousin collaboration."

 "Ahoy my touristy mates."

"Island in the stream."

"Human molly posing with statue molly's rack."
 
"Carvery lunch needs no caption." 

"Thoughts from a beer drinker." 

 "I got you giant Guinness."
 
"Bad-ass-mother-folkers." 

"Babes of Emerald Isle."

9.12.2011

Wearing it well

Nobody speaks the straight truth like Rod Stewart, especially when he’s crooning “You wear it well” or even “Do ya think I’m sexy.” But what if you were to combine those two, like when chocolate first met peanut butter?

Lately, we’ve been getting pictures of folks wearing it well buddymollys style around the world; the verdict: Yeah, we think ya are sexy.

What’s up Peru, what’s up?

What's up Guatemala, what's up? 

Morocco, jump on it.

Where do you wear it?

9.06.2011

Lady Lisbon and Papa Surf

Before winter shows her fangs here in Germany, Jeremy and I traveled to Portugal for one last dip in the sun.

Sandwiched between a few days of beach lounging and sporadic surfing in the small town of Prahia da Fonte de Telha was one compact day in Lisbon. 

Jeremy and I had previously been schooled in the ways of malasadas and Portuguese horseshoes thanks to living in Hawaii, but no city has eluded us quite like Lisbon. 

We consider ourselves well-traveled and take pride in our navigational skills when it comes to public transportation in foreign cities. We put forth effort to learn enough words to communicate - order beer, exchange pleasantries, find a toilet, you know, the important stuff. 

Lisbon, however, was a cruel, cruel mistress – beautiful and captivating with her narrow, cobbled streets and sidewalks, (when a trolley passed and you happened to be on a sidewalk, you literally had to suck in your gut) tiled walls, staggered buildings ...
and winding walkways ...
filled with art and mystique. 
We’ve been spoiled by the German efficiencies that were lost on us in the bustle of Lisbon. Streets are not well-marked, no signs exist for the Metro – you just have to stumble upon it - points of interest do not announce themselves and no train or bus schedules exist … anywhere. Even Rick Steves’ directions let us down at times, much to the chagrin of his biggest fan. 
In between meandering around in a state of confusion, we managed to find a flea market where I was reminded of home. 
 Twice. 
We visited the Jeronimo Monastery, 
 and sampled wine at the Port Wine Institute.

The 40-minute trek back to our beach hostel took a record time of 3 hours on public transportation with a savings of 14 euros. (I question our frugality at times …) 
Our flight left early Monday morning so we thought it best to call a taxi. We failed miserably. 

After 40 mintues on the phone with 4 different cab companies we had no idea whether they were even coming. In our best broken Portuguese we would request pick-up and give a location. In return we received an earful of the unknown language. With a cringe, we replied “uh, não compreender.”

In an attempt to simplify Jeremy asked, “taxi vir? sim ou não?” (taxi come? Yes or no?) to which our dispatcher replied “sim ou não, OK!”

"Yes or no, OK?" Huh?

We were at our wits' end, expecting to miss our flight when I walked outside and saw the 127 bus pulling around the corner – the bus we knew would take us to the train station.
We ran down to catch it, still packing our bags and began the long trek to the airport. A train and short taxi ride later – we arrived, but our journey home was only beginning. Our first flight was delayed, second flight was cancelled, and we missed the direct train from Munich to our hometown by a matter of minutes. What should have taken about 6 hours turned into a 17-hour ordeal.

Despite the constant confusion and apparent inefficiencies, we still managed to fully enjoy ourselves in Portugal and will definitely be back. 
Many times the universe presents us with lessons, humbling us as only travel can. On this trip, we were reminded that regardless of how calloused our gypsy feet have become, we are walking into many cultures for the first time ... and we still have a lot to learn.

8.29.2011

Biergarten bonanza is maßive fun


In celebration of the extra long summer we’ve been having, 11 of us took to the trains for a bit of excitement and a lot of culture this weekend. I pieced together some of the most highly rated biergartens from Larry Hawthorne’s “The Biergartens of Munich” book and the itinerary was set. 

Although the weather has been unseasonably hot for the past few weeks, it drizzled for a good portion of the day but we didn’t let it dampen our spirits. (We even picked up a 12th reveler, Dustin, one of two Munich bffs Molly and I met in Cinque Terre last spring.)

In all, we visited five biergartens around the city, taking every mode of public transportation except a log-flume ferry, and sampled the sweet nectar of Munich at every stop.

Somewhere along the way Emily found a four-leaf clover, Thomas rediscovered his childhood home, and Tad stumbled into a fresh patch of catnip, which led to a 40-minute tear of acrobatics, flexibility and endurance trials, and ended in what might just become a new sport.

That night we snuggled up sleepover style in two, six-bed hostel rooms and counted German sheep, which are extra sultry. 

The trip was a great introduction to Munich’s neighborhoods and good practice hoisting maß biers for Oktoberfest, which is right around the corner. (Thanks for the biergarten photos, Jenna!)

The next day we woke up early and took the train back to a little town near our house, Schlicht, which was celebrating its Kirwa.

Without going into too much detail, Kirwa is a spring to summertime celebration where young, unmarried men & women (ages 16-25) dress in traditional garb and dance around a decorated tree. Beer is involved.

Towns choose the date based on their patron saint, though I’m sure the roots of this tradition are much deeper.

Basically, the guys get drunk, drive around on a tractor towing a decorated flatbed trailer and make several stops to pick up the ladies. Molly and I met at our co-worker Franz’s house (two of his kids were participants), which was one of the stops before the fest.

Everyone was in good form by the time the tractor arrived and the group launched into several songs before making a few more laps around the town.

A few of the guys at the party kept telling me I looked like a certain King Ludwig from Bavaria and even provided proof, but I just figured they had had a few too many.


8.22.2011

Mountains Apart: An Alpine Adventure


In a rare buddymollys moment, Jeremy and I spent the weekend apart. While he stayed in Weiden to sharpen his domestic skills (he baked muffins) and take his first ever guitar lesson, I hopped in a van offering free candy and headed for a weekend hike in the Alps.

Six of us embarked on this grand adventure with our guide Todd “Tad” Trivisonno at the helm. You may remember Tad from such blogs as this one, that one, the WAQ one, the funny Christmas one, the scary swan one, the New Year's one, the one where he tried to kill me and one that rhymed. Oh and this one. This one too. 

We began at 5 a.m. and drove 5 hours to the Berchtesgaden National Park to hike in the Bavarian Alps, skirting the Austrian border.


The weather was sunny and beautiful, which is very suspicious for Germany this time of year - but no complaints.

We took a gondola ride up to the mittelstation, bypassing the first 3 kilometers of the trail and started our hike at 600 meters above sea level – in this case, the Königssee (which literally translates to King's Lake).

After a few miles uphill, our route changed from a wide, well-groomed trail to a single track rocky path, but not before passing numerous cows.


This one violated me. I can honestly say it was the first time I’ve ever been licked by a cow. 



Mountains created the backdrop as we sauntered across rolling green hills much like the Von Trapp family.

Our group was moving and grooving at a good pace, so not too many stops were taken, although the last hour and steep incline of the gravel path was a bit taxing.

We hoofed the total 9 kilometers in 4.5 hours and ended at the Gotzenalm hut, located 1,685 meters up (that’s about 5528.21522 feet, approximately), conquering about a 1,000-meter elevation change the first day.

 

We bunked closely, as you can see, with numerous other hikers and rewarded ourselves with a hearty dinner and dark beer. 

 

 I was asleep by 8:30 p.m. 

 

We awoke to the sound of mooing cows and the ringing bells draped around their necks (note: cows wake up about 6 a.m.) and began our descent down the mountain.



 

The 6-km trip down took about 2 hours, where we stripped down to our underwear and jump in the cold yet refreshing lake.

 

Somehow the drive home only took about 3 hours, although Todd swears he was going the speed limit, or lack thereof, the whole time – bless you, autobahn. Perhaps it was because we were in a tightly compacted van with 6 very stinky hikers – the desire to get home was great.

 

Overall, it was a fantastic experience and another adventure has been placed neatly under my belt. 

 

The hike was sponsored in part by reconstituted Snickers bars.

8.15.2011

Boning up on Czech history


As Jeremy mentioned in the previous blog, our road-trip through the Czech Republic did not disappoint. We soaked up some culture and visited one of the most bizarre places we’ve ever seen – the Sedlec Ossuary.



An ossuary is a receptacle for the bones of the dead, in this case a small church located in the town of Kunta Hora, about an hour from Prague.

Head to toe, top to bottom, this church is strategically decorated in the remains of more than 40,000 Bohemians. Chandeliers, wall hangings, pyramids, in the laps of angels and other Christian relics, around light fixtures and outlining the alter - all bones.

Bones. Everywhere.
Skulls. Spines. Sternum. Sacrum. Everywhere.
So the story goes, in 1278 an abbot of Sedlec named Henry went on a mission to the Holy Land and brought back a handful of earth from Golgotha (the site of Jesus' crucifixion) which he sprinkled over the grounds of the monastery. This created a desire by the wealthy to be buried there.

The plagues of the 14th century enlarged the cemetery on the grounds. The bones were later erected during a remodeling job (Gothic was so last century, they wanted a more Baroque style) in the early 1700s.

The design and current display dates back to 1870 and is the arrangement of a famous Czech wood-carver named František Rint. His name is displayed – in bones of course – on the wall of the church.


Nightmares be damned, this is definitely a place to see - no bones about it.